pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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rnajestical:

if we hate the same people we’re already friends

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nauticalprincex:

i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes

(via flyonvogue)

cubebreaker:

Former Marine turned photographer Joel Parés’ series Judging America used real people dressed as stereotypes to remind us to not judge a person based on their tattoos, clothing, ethnicity, profession, or sexual orientation, but on their merits.

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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

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dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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oxblivxn:

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

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